The Truth about Boys and Girls

I remember reading a similar story, though not the same, to the one which is narrated be at either Mezba‘s or over at Captain Chaos. I cant remember which one, it was a long time ago. (I know what you are thinking – All Desis looks alike. Well they dont, so dont go there.) Anyways the story is meant to be a romantic story being narrated by a man and a woman, say Ayesha and Jamal, who develop the story as they go along. Just in case you are wondering, they are married. (This blog is supposed to comply with Islamic teaching so dont go there.) Anyways here it is, Ayesha begins narrating the story.

1) (Ayesha) In a lovely place far far away lived Ayesha and Jamal who were madly in love. One day they went out for a picnic on their lovely chariot.

2) (Ayesha) The sky was clear and the birds were chirping.

3) (Ayesha) Jamal expressed his undying love for Ayesha by giving her very expensive diamonds as birthday gifts.

4) (The narrative now switches over to Jamal)

Then all of sudden Storm Troopers appeared out of nowhere and demanded, “Come with us rebel leader Jamal. The Galactic Empire has been expecting you.”

5) (Jamal) It was a tough situation the Evil Empire had them surrounded.

6) (Jamal) Unbeknownst to the Storm Troopers Jamal summoned his spaceship with a device that he was carrying in his pocket.

7) Ayesha: “This is stupid. Why do you have those state troopers in our story.”
Jamal: “They are storm troopers not state troopers. The story sounds much better.”
Ayesha: “No it doesnt.”
Jamal: “Yes it does. You are being stupid.”
Ayesha: “No you are.”

8) (The narration now switches over to Ayesha)
Then magically they are transported to their lovely house and all the horrible monsters and the state troopers disappear.

9) (Narrative switches back to Jamal)
Or at least thats what they thought. All of a suddenn General Chilioux of the Grand Klaxian Alliance appears and demands ransom.

10) Ayeha: “Aaah, you are being weird again.”
Jamal (in a Scottish accent): “This is exciting!”
Ayesha: “No its not. This is crazy.”
Jamal (in a monotonic voice): “You are being highly illogical.”
Ayesha: “Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why are you talking in different voices. I am going to destroy your General Cheetos whatever whatever.”
Jamal: “Scotty beam me up!”
Ayesha: “Uggh!”
Jamal: “Energize.”

Just in case you are wondering, Ayesha and Jamal are still together. They have reached a compromise – for every episode of Star Trek that they have to watch together, they have to watch “The Notebook” together. The Horror! The Horror!


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  1. #1 by Achelois on July 9, 2010 - 7:36 am

    Haha! Scottish accent and all desis look alike 😀

  2. #2 by Sana on July 9, 2010 - 1:35 pm

    =)) To me all Asians look alike. I can only recognize Jackie chan.

  3. #3 by 'liya on July 9, 2010 - 2:14 pm

    Hehe very cute!

    V and I sometimes play the story game when we’re in the car where each gives a line and you continue from there, my lines are always mushy Notebook-type lines, his are usually violent and include something along the lines of what Jamal might say 😀

  4. #4 by abupokemon on July 9, 2010 - 5:34 pm

    Suroor, The Scotish bit is from Star Trek

    Sana, Come on, even Indians and Iranians are Asians. 🙂

    Liya, So it IS true.

  5. #5 by Rukhpar Mor on July 10, 2010 - 4:28 am

    Ha!! funny=) I tried this kind of game with my then-ten-year-old cousin and it was about a shark,, except he kept bringing in a constipated shark (don’t ask!)..

    • #6 by abupokemon on July 11, 2010 - 11:02 pm

      So it is true – children all over the world make similar jokes!

  6. #7 by shamz on July 10, 2010 - 5:53 am

    I really enjoyed this 🙂

  7. #9 by Lat on July 11, 2010 - 1:35 am

    Funny and interesting accents and ‘twists’ to the story :)I’m Indian btw 🙂

    Just one question.If all pics here are legos,why call yourself Abupokemon? Pokemon looks different.Very yellow 🙂 I know the difference 🙂

  8. #10 by Rukhpar Mor on July 11, 2010 - 5:41 am

    haha i thought the same thing, Lat. But Pokemon has different colors, I thought only Pikachu was yellow?

    • #11 by Lat on July 12, 2010 - 2:09 am

      Yes Pikachu it is! Yellow seems to have stuck in my mind.Thanks for reminding me 🙂

      • #12 by abupokemon on July 12, 2010 - 2:43 am

        Yeah I remember the kids were crazy over Picachu.

  9. #13 by abupokemon on July 11, 2010 - 11:03 pm

    Lat and Rukhpar Mor. Good point. I will address these questions in the next post.

  10. #14 by rawi on July 13, 2010 - 6:07 pm

    Okay, scratch my other comment at the follow-up post: THIS made my first real laugh(s) of the day!

  11. #15 by abupokemon on July 14, 2010 - 2:31 am

    rawi,in that case I have done my job. 🙂

  12. #16 by H on August 21, 2010 - 4:50 pm

    I like the storm trooper story. It’s more unrealistic than prince-charming-came-trotting-on-a-horse-and-stole-my-heart :p

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